P.O.ed- Abduction

Hello deviants; if you didn't see my previous P.O.ed deviation, this is where I talk about something that is coming out and it pisses me off. Today's topic is about a spy movie coming out called ABUDCTION and it starts the non-talented Taylor Lautner. Now there is two things that pisses me off about Hollywood; one- not thinking of their own ideas and two- having a terrible cast. I mean this movie pissess me off because it's another Jason Bourne knock off (like Salt and Unknown) but this time they have really done it this time when they get a Twilight actor to play in a spy movie; I'M VERY PISSED OFF. Hollywood has finally got me pissed off once again and now they must hear what I have to say. But I shalt be clear, if you are a Taylor Lautner fan than DO NOT READ THIS OR THOU SHALT GET A CAP IN THY ASSS; I warned you so.

Anyway; this film really got me pissed off from seeing the preview for it. At first I was like, "Oh goodie; it's another Jason Bourne knock-off," until I saw Taylor Lautner. I was clawing the arm rest in the theater, grinding my teeth in anger, and my brother could see the red coming out of my face even though it was a dark theater. I was pissed off that I wanted to scream at the top of my lungs and wanted to actually go inside the preview and beat Taylor Lautner into a bloody glass of pulp juice. I hate the guy SO MUCH THAT HE FINALLY GOT UNDER MY SKIN AND I COULD FEEL MY BRAIN PUMPING IN MY SKULL! WHAT THE F*** HOLLYWOOD?! ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO GET ON MY NERVES WITH THIS?! I HOPE YOUR MOVIE GETS REALLY BAD REVIEWS!

I mean this film would have been okay I guess if they got someone else who wasn't a part of a Twilight cast and maybe with their own idea but no, they wanted to Jason Bourne seem obsoulite with his own kind of story and a Twilight pretty boy. My advice; WATCH ALL OF THE JASON BOURNE MOVIES PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY ARE SO COOL THAT HE MAKES 007 SEEM OLD! SO FAR, I'M GIVING THIS PIECE OF SHIT (EVEN THOUGH IT'S A PREVIEW) A 1/5 FOR TRYING TO BE A KNOCK OFF OF A KNOCK OFF OF A JASON BOURNE MOVIE AND FOR TAYLOR LAUTNER!

GHOSTDEMON SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!